I have amazing taste in television.
But when Hannah's napping and I'm trying to do housework or we're out running errands, I make command, absolute decisions that become law. Such as:
- Gilmore Girls is a pretty amazing show and it's a crime that said show is now off the air.
- A bad movie is almost as theraputic as a good cry.
- 95% of the people on Twitter are using it wrong. I do not consider myself among them.
- Glittens are easily one of the best inventions in the world.
- Frigidly cold temperatures without snow is like a middle finger from the universe.
- Roasted cauliflower smells like feet.