Graham and I have been together for so long that I've started to forget some of the things that make us unique. We're so used to one another that every so often I need to pause and remind myself that we compliment one another in ways that are interesting, cute, sickening, and great fodder for a marriage counselor, I'm sure! I decided to document some of them here so that someday our kids or cats have a record of how "we used to be", or at least proof that we've always been this way.
Him: Practical, responsible
Me: Ooooh, shiny!
Him: Sure, I'd like to go to India, but we need to save a little more first.
Me: Fly to India? Now? Tonight? OSSUM. When does the plane leave? Nah, I'll worry about clothes when I get there.
Him: Ah, it feels so good to get my taxes done before the end of February.
Me: $#!%!!!! Taxes were due last week?! Ya think the government will notice if I promise that I put the check in the mail?
Him: Age of Empires? Where do I sign?
Me: Crap...which book should I read today? I love them all!
Him: Two pairs of black shoes? Nope.
Me: But there's my black flats, and my dressy black flats, and my black heels, my black peep toes, my black stilettos, my black sandals, my medium-heels......
Him: I need to wash the car.
Me: Good thing it's gonna rain tomorrow.
Him: Bills arrived today. Bills need to be paid today.
Me: It can wait till tomorrow.
Him: Ugh, I don't wanna do this. I should do it now to get it out of the way.
Me: Ugh, I don't wanna do this. I wonder if there's a Snapped marathon on tv right now.
Him: Memories are great.
Me: Everything must be documented. ::clicky::
Him: So there's wine in the pasta tonight?
Me: Uh, yeah. ::glug::
Him: Rocky Horror Picture Show on tv? Again?
Me: Well, there's always the live Midnight Madness RHPS...
Him: These still-packed boxes are driving me nuts.
Me: Ah, still-packed box is in the closet! Outta sight, outta mind.
Him: Rise and shine! Time to meet the day!
Me: M----- F-----!!! WHY AM I UP BEFORE THE SUN AGAIN???
Him: 8:00? Man, I slept in today.
Me: 8:00? BOO. WANT MORE SLEEP.
Him: Billy Madison! YES!
Him: Snooze buttons are for the weak.
Me: Snooze button means 15 more minutes of sleep!